Welcome new citruses!

[plex]

Welcome new Oranges! Congrats, you've made on the team with the cutest instructor and the ugliest uniforms.

This is basically a meet 'n greet/orange CR meme thing so that newbies can ask questions and get acquainted with the game.

Information on Orange's units can be found here, which can give you an overview of the squads and what they do. Orange does everything from scouting to intel-gathering to general camp IT/tech maintenance services. If you need clarification or aren't sure which squad to guide your character towards, don't hesitate!

Beyond this community we also have an Orange plurk clique (I'm ara_macao, add me!), an Orange playlist courtesy of unfavoured, aaaand we really like sleepovers/group cuddle parties. Also knives.

I'll start: I'm Ara, I play Noh-Varr from Marvel comics, in CDC he takes care of a lot of tech, mechanical prosthetics and AIs/machinery, he enjoys robots and guns, and he and Isha carved the frostbrood knives together.

A discussion question to start: how do you feel about team bonding exercises? Would you like some? Any ideas?

PS. Even if you're on Grey....your heart is still Orange!!

PPS. This community is for plotting things that only affect Orange. If it involves anyone from any other team, it belongs in CDC's OOC community.

Comments

[boneitis]

Hi, for those of you who haven't seen my OOC post, I'm Inky (inkblotmeringue) and I play Joker from Mass Effect, who'll be a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed new recruit to this citrus stand.

Actually, that's a lie. He's an asshole and he'll snark at everyone.

In addition to being a brilliant bag of sunshine with rainbows and unicorns coming out of his ass, he's also the acest of ace pilots. And he can also do other shit like communications and data processing, but that's not as sexy.

Also I feel that team-building exercises would be a beautiful thing if only so Joker can get through it with liquor and unwanted running commentary.

[partnerinheels]

Why do I feel like she's going to head slap him a lot like Gibbs from NCIS?

[boneitis]

Because Joker is totally the DiNozzo her to Gibbs

[partnerinheels]

This is perfect and it cannot be unseen. Enjoy the abuse Joker. :)

[papavum]

[plex]

I really want Noh-Varr to show Joker his spaceship c: he knows a bit about him already from Garrus, so...

[boneitis]

I would hope Garrus told him good things

but

it's about Joker, so probably not

[plex]

All of these...

[boneitis]

Ah yes, the Joker and Garrus comedy hour

their friendship is built on the premise that they can be assholes to each other and not be offended

this is the true meaning of friendship

[roque]

Pilot high five

Luciola will be suitably impressed by his ship once that freebie comes in

[keelahselai]

oh god Joker's in orange I forgot he was in orange.

What is Tali going to do with you (answer: act like she doesn't know him whenever he says anything)

[boneitis]

she can totally get in on the 'turn Joker into a rug and call it training' bandwagon

because apparently everyone is going to kick his ass so she should get her fair share of it

[keelahselai]

Hey, that's a great team-building exercise! \o/

HEY BY THE WAY I'm sorry I dropped our TDM thread, my internet was an asshole and then irl was an asshole and basically I suck. Hopefully I can make it up to you when we get to thread later!

[boneitis]

he would hate that team-building exercise but it would be 3000% hilarious

so that means we should probably do it

N7: MAKE A MAN OUT OF JOKER

Objectives:

1. Get down to business

2. Defeat the Huns

3. ???

4. PROFIT